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"Not all those who wander are lost." - J. R. R. Tolkien.

INFP. Currently dreaming of universities in the UK or Ireland.
palmist:

it’s a beautiful mess

palmist:

it’s a beautiful mess

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2 weeks ago
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

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3 weeks ago
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fandomblogger:

clumsypikaa:

Right in the feels, I’m so done,

hey look, satan made a post

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3 weeks ago
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doctorwho:

idiscoverediminlovewithyou:

oneasspluscas:

possessed-pie:

great-gallifrey:

spent a day with david tennant today

Oh my God the the third one

GOBLET OF FIRE

this is the best ever

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3 weeks ago
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the-winchester-initiative:

shinysherlock:

pickled-johnlock:

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

That was fucking beautiful

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1 month ago
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the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

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6 days ago
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darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

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3 weeks ago
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dewdrops-on-roses:

dewdrops-on-roses:

what if every woman refused to pay for pads/tampons

just let ourselves bleed all over everything and walk around covered in blood making all the guys uncomfortable 

how fast do you think we’d be getting free period supplies 

stop reblogging this im scared a bunch of social justice bloggers are gonna start following me and get really insulted by something i say 

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3 weeks ago
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profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

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fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

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3 weeks ago
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whovian-at-hogwarts:

product0fsociety:

prancingmalfoys:

GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.

One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.

Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.

Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.

(Source: instantremorse, via gallifreyan-and-not-ginger)

1 month ago
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nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

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1 month ago
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