When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
(via timeywimeymione)
Right in the feels, I’m so done,
hey look, satan made a post
(via wholockedincamelot)
spent a day with david tennant today
Oh my God the the third one
GOBLET OF FIRE
this is the best ever
(Source: bluepaintandcutoffs)
what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago
Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
That was fucking beautiful
(Source: nexttomiserables, via i-am-erinaceous)
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
(via neglectedyouth)
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
(via waitingforironman4)
what if every woman refused to pay for pads/tampons
just let ourselves bleed all over everything and walk around covered in blood making all the guys uncomfortable
how fast do you think we’d be getting free period supplies
stop reblogging this im scared a bunch of social justice bloggers are gonna start following me and get really insulted by something i say
(via hermeteikn)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
(via reblogallthenerdythings)
GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.
Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.
Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.
(Source: instantremorse, via gallifreyan-and-not-ginger)
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
(via c0ntrasts)